Desmond.

at Courtyard Village West Apartments

♥ 12 - 5 years ago

This has been the most incredible belated birthday celebration I’ve ever had, I’ve had hentai drawn of Jeremiah and I, I drank and got drunk at Moe’s Tavern, and ate at McDowell’s. This is the most incredible night ever. (at Moe’s Tavern)

Here’s a pictures in my mom’s butterfly bathroom wearing my favorite bird shit, 2 things no one ever appreciate.

♥ 3 - 6 years ago

BREAKING NEWS: local boy makes a big squirt in his tiny jorts while both pets bare witness. He is considered to be a class A moron. (at St. John Baptist Church “The Mighty Fortress”)

What an incredible day off, witnessed a fight in Kroger®, made pee pee in the ocean, and didn’t get my tits stung off by any jellyfish. (at Tybee Island)

St. Paddy’s Daddy’s day 2013 vs 2017. We wish we were dead. Irish I was dead. (at Downtown Savannah, Georgia)

#TBT to junior year of high school prom when everyone referred to me as “Fat Shit Bangs Boi.” (at HAIR You GO Salon and Barbering)

♥ 2 - 6 years ago

*listens to The Ramones once.*

Shoutout to @_bewildering & @thehousepress for this amazing photo, I love you both!! (at Savannah, Georgia)

Wen ur boi gets married and u have 2 keep him faded. (at Firehouse Chicago)

♥ 1 - 6 years ago

I voted my way down the river Styx today. (Also, I got 5 “I Voted” stickers and ate 2 of them so my vote counts 3x now.)

Wedding boiz. (at Firehouse Chicago)

Happy 3rd of July.

♥ 4 - 7 years ago

Wen u FaceTime for 5 hours straight n the squad shows up.

Champagne Papís.

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